Contrary to our exclusive report about the detention of Santa by stormtroopers and the brutal assault on his North Pole factory, we got confirmation he just was happily being escorted by Imperial Troops. Apparently, Santa is an Imperial collaborator and a personal friend of Darth Vader, Dick Cheney and Steve Jobs. The elves, however, are still dead. A bunch of Ewoks too. I love happy endings. [Reply to original article in Digg]
Santa Is One Fat Ball of Imperial Grease
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