USB Wine Gets You Digitally Drunk Anyone speak French? What are they saying? WHERE DOES THE ALCOHOL COME FROM???
Playing With Pleo the Pet Camarasaurus (Verdict: Neat but Pricey) Well, sure, who doesn't want a small yet expensive, electronic, lazy-arse dinosaur for a pet?
Rayzer Triples Driving Visibility, Surprised Deers For those who think using high beams on urban roads just aren't annoying enough.
Sasumamta: the Japanese Self-Defense Pole Surely a taser would be more practical.
Pig Toy Gets Completely Squashed, Raises Like Terminator T1000 Meh. They're everywhere in China, in a variety of cute and dirty forms.
Drew Curtis Says NFSW Trademark Application is a Prank We're all laughing with you, Drew.