Who cares whether these Hammet Saturn 2.1 desktop speakers sound any good or not? Just look at them. Appearing to be the spawn of a mini projector mother and security camera dad, the two satellites fire upward, right into your face and around the room. Too bad they don't get much of a chance at sonic proficiency with the paltry 3 watts of power fed into each one.
Meanwhile, the 5-watt minisub holds down the fort, letting you plug your mic into it at the same time. Pick up a $24 set in black or white, and perplex your friends who might wonder what the hell those pods are doing sitting on your desktop. [eShop World, via TFTS]