Microsoft just sent us these delicious (we think—we haven't eaten them yet) chocolates in the shape of their ergonomic keyboard and mice sets. Although we couldn't get more than 1 wpm on these (the one word was "chocolate"), they do taste a whole lot better than the previous Microsoft hardware we've eaten. Probably feels better coming out too. [Microsoft]
Microsoft Chocolate Keyboards Are Deliciously Ergonomic
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