Do you watch boatloads of CSI to get your fill of dramatic interrogations? How would you like to experience the show...but for real? Because the Suicide Bomb Box is not just a fun conversation piece (like this guy), but a life-altering, sleep-depriving, head-dunked-in-water, that-rifle-won't-fit-up-there-ok-yes-it-will piece. Featuring a big red button and all sorts of nifty, functionless switches, the Suicide Bomb Box won't make trouble for anyone but yourself. Protip: Store your anal virginity in the hidden compartment and they can't take that away from you.
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