Suicide Bomb Box

2767_01.jpgDo you watch boatloads of CSI to get your fill of dramatic interrogations? How would you like to experience the show...but for real? Because the Suicide Bomb Box is not just a fun conversation piece (like this guy), but a life-altering, sleep-depriving, head-dunked-in-water, that-rifle-won't-fit-up-there-ok-yes-it-will piece. Featuring a big red button and all sorts of nifty, functionless switches, the Suicide Bomb Box won't make trouble for anyone but yourself. Protip: Store your anal virginity in the hidden compartment and they can't take that away from you.

[tanomi via redferret]

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