Fancy Lawnmower Doesn't Come with This Guy, Unfortunately

We love the show American Inventor here at the Giz. Not because it pumps out inventions we'd actually want, but because it highlights how insane inventors are. Take a look at this horny grandpa who uses his crazy laugh and saucy ways to get his fancy lawnmower past the committee of "experts" on the show. Keep on keepin' on, lecherous old man. [American Inventor]