Wa-hey, it's the weekend! (And you're sitting in front of the computer because..?)
Kazakhstani internet starting at the low price of $3,350 per month Wawaweewah! (Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Nothing Says Happiness Like a Slab of Rubber Forcing You to Smile I could've used one of these in high school for the school photos.
First iPhone Class-Action Suit Against Apple and AT&T Those yanks - anything for a quick buck!
Fantachrome Paint, Insta-Chrome Don't let your kids near this one!
Email Typewriter for Luddites Get your parents onto email with this thing.
The Blue Screen of Death Tattoo This guy must work in IT support or something.