Thanko's latest wacky invention is an update to one of their old models, a USB Microscope. The new version increases the LED count from 4 to 8, which means that when you're looking at things anywhere from 20x to 200x larger than they usually are, you'll actually be able to see it better than a blind zombie in the dark during an eclipse.
The USB scope hooks up to any Win 2000/XP/Vista machine with a USB 1.1/2.0 port and gives you mindblowing resolutions all the way up to 640x480. It's probably not small enough to fit inside your ear, but it does make reproducing a whole lot easier. How'd you think I had all that room in my pants for those gadgets?
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