It's a good thing the Jingle Jugs wasn't out when David Brent was still working for Wernham Hogg, otherwise the women in that workplace would really have had something to complain about. There's not much to this gadget once you boil it down to its essentials: a pair of singing, vibrating tits for $49. Which is enough for us.
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