The Onion: Even CEO Can't Figure Out How RadioShack Still In Business

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The retail outlet boasts more than 6,000 locations in the United States, and is known best for its wall-sized displays of obscure-looking analog electronics components and its notoriously desperate, high-pressure sales staff. Nevertheless, it ranks as a Fortune 500 company, with gross revenues of over $4.5 billion and fiscal quarter earnings averaging tens of millions of dollars.

"Have you even been inside of a RadioShack recently?" Day asked. "Just walking into the place makes you feel vaguely depressed and alienated. Maybe our customers are at the mall anyway and don't feel like driving to Best Buy? I suppose that's possible, but still, it's just...weird."

The Onion is funny, but I have an answer -- where else are you going to go other than Radio Shack for DIY project parts and AV cables that aren't 10x more expensive than they're supposed to be?

Even CEO Can't Figure Out How RadioShack Still In Business [The Onion]