It’s a scary world out there. Fires in London. War overseas. Cane toads in Queensland. At the end of the day, you need to keep yourself safe. But how do you do that without drawing too much attention to yourself?
Looks like you screwed with the wrong old man today, punk. I may look grey and infirm, but I’m packing a million volts of incapacitating, jaw-clenching self-defense. Or offense! This grandpa’s crazy! The Zap Cane also has a flashlight. Beware!
