Nice password you got there! Super complicated, I love it. You know who else loves it? Computers! Because by carefully crafted a string of alphanumerical gibberish that you need tattooed on your palm to remember, you’ve made a password much easier to crack than, say, four simple unrelated words. But hey, at least it feels safer, right? [xkcd]
Every Good Boy Does Fine? Not in this economy, bub. As xkcd properly points out, we’re overdue for some new science mnemonics. Preferably ones involving sharks and orgasms. Like these:
You see, the thing is that, in order to make the future happen, you need to have people in the present to work on it. So if you happen to invent machine-induced hibernation, just don’t tell anyone. [XKCD]
What your porn folder is filled with is your own business. No, seriously, I don’t want to know. Unless it’s filled with another porn folder, and there’s another porn folder in that one, and so on. Because that’s pretty great.
Sometimes, in our darkest hour, a hand reaches out through history, a fellow traveller from years ago who walked our same blighted road. Which is kind of magical, except when it’s incredibly frustrating because he apparently didn’t get his error message resolved either and ugh.
Everyone has their own way of remembering Steve Jobs. XKCD’s tribute is kind of perfect.
