The kid hung up mid-call, but officers went to his house and told him to listen to his parents. They didn’t ask why the little shit was in trouble in the first place, but I’m pretty sure annoying emergency services won’t help get him to get back MW2 any faster.

At least he didn’t go crazy like that Japanese guy who doused himself with kerosene and torched his house after his mum threw away his Gundam action figures. [Chicago Tribune via Obscure Store]

Here’s what Texas-based law firm AbingtonIP says to justify their new suit:

Although modification of Xbox consoles is arguably against the terms of use for Xbox/Xbox Live, Microsoft ‘conveniently’ timed the Xbox console ban to coincide with the release of the new Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 game and less than two months after the release of the very popular Halo 3: ODST game.

I’m not sure that modding consoles is “arguably” against the terms of use; it is against the terms of use. And why wouldn’t they want to keep people from pirating their biggest game of the year?

Certainly, anyone who is banned who hasn’t modded their console has a legitimate bone to pick with Microsoft, and there’s no defending their heavy-handed banning tactics and their collateral damage. But to suggest they’re intentionally banning legit accounts in order to get people to sign up again, well, that’s pretty stupid. [TG Daily via Engadget]

The Price

$US180 (technically $US200, but Amazon sells ‘em cheaper)

The History

Read our X4 review if you’ve never heard of these products before. This article will make a lot more sense once you’ve read that.

The Improvements

• 2.4GHz RF instead of IR audio transmission
• USB powered instead of wall jack
• Dolby 7.1 Surround Sound instead of Dolby 5.1

I was sceptical that the Ear Force X41 would be any better than the Ear Force X4. But after using the headset for a week, I’m remiss to return to the X4s I bought last year.

Quite simply, the audio is more consistently clear with the new RF transmission, now that line-of-site and ambient light has become a non-factor. And I think that overall audio quality, while the speaker components themselves remain unchanged, has seen a bump because of this cleaner signal. (For those concerned, I was able to use the headset without interfering with my Xbox’s Wi-Fi adaptor or my home network — the primary potential hiccup with using RF instead of IR. Results may vary, I’m sure.)

As for the jump from Dolby 5.1 to 7.1 support, you probably won’t ever notice. Playing Modern Warfare 2, missiles fly by your head with impressive panning, but the sound localisation is no better than it was in the X4s…though to be fair, that’s not necessarily a knock, even if the audio lacks the shining moments you’ll enjoy in the best surround sound headphones offered by companies like Sony.

Oh, and the headset still requires AAAs as opposed to bundling a rechargeable lithium ion. I will say, however, that the batteries I tested with have broken the 10-hour barrier by a decent margin, and they’re still operational.

As a wireless, surround sound headset for the Xbox 360, the X41 is at the top of its class (at least partially because it’s still the only product in its class). If you’re willing to go wired, you can save about $US100+ on a cheaper version of the Ear Force, or you can take a look at the even more expensive but lauded Astro A40s.

In fact, if you guys are interested, let me know in the comments. I may try to call in a pair of those Astros in to hear for myself.

Comfortable

Superb chat quality

RF offers smooth audio transmission

Highly specialised but useful product

Overall audio quality is OK, not stellar

AAA batteries? C’mon!

The update should propagate sometime today, but if your Xbox hasn’t given you the good news yet, here’s what you’re in for:

•Facebook – Update your status to share what movie, game or entertainment you’re enjoying, connect with friends and view their Facebook stream, status updates and photos on the big screen – all seamlessly integrated and custom-built for Xbox 360. You can even compare your Xbox LIVE and Facebook friends lists to see which of your friends are on LIVE.
• Zune – Zune video on Xbox LIVE offers a full fidelity experience with instant on HD in 1080p and 5.1 channel surround sound. No waiting for downloads or buffering, it’s there at the press of a button. You can also share the experience with up to seven friends through voice chat and Avatar integration on the TV screen – it puts a whole new spin on “movie night.”
• Twitter – Stay in the know by discovering, posting and replying to Tweets right on your Xbox 360. You can even view friend profiles, trends and conversations, or search to see who’s tweeting about your favourite game.
• Last.fm – Discover more music and explore endless personalised radio stations with Last.fm on Xbox 360. Skip, “ban” or “love” tracks to create your perfect mix-we’ve even built in “Gamer Stations” with game-related types of music selected specifically for the gaming community (Available in the U.S. and UK)

In addition to these social features, Xbox LIVE will also be debuting “News and More,” a new section of the “Inside Xbox” channel, transforming Xbox LIVE into a full-fledged media portal. With a regularly-updated stream of content from MSNBC, The New Yorker and Dilbert, “News and More” brings the latest in current events, arts and entertainment right to your fingertips.

As part of the launch of the service, Microsoft are offering some exclusive footage from Avatar to download (or stream) for free up until Saturday. Of course, free is a subjective term here, as it doesn’t count your bandwidth.

The footage wasn’t up when I left for work this morning, but If you have a fetish for blue people, it should go live at some point today.

[Zune Marketplace on Giz]

First you’ll need to get iXtreme LT, which’ll attempt to return your console to a playable state. The catch is that you need to know your CPU code and that the instructions rely on a lot of different (free) tools.

Has anyone used this or another workaround to get their Xbox playing again? [DailyTech via Crunchgear]

Price

$US30 for the throat mic, $US50 for the controller.

Verdict

Both peripherals are decent, but both could stand a $US10-$15 price drop, too.

The throat mic is pure adolescent fun. You wrap the ring around your neck and stick a headphone in one ear, and you either feel like a special-ops assassin or an erotic asphyxiation aficionado. Either way it’s a joy. Unlike a real throat mic, you actually speak at normal volume rather than whisper. Testing online, I was told my voice sounded “fine”, just like the standard 360 headset. Unfortunately, the audio I received wasn’t quite as good — I noticed an abnormal amount of digital compression in my ear — abnormal but far from inaudible.

The controller, on the other hand, is designed for practicality. Look beyond the green LEDs and the snow camo finish, and you’ll notice two mappable buttons on the underside of the controller. They allow you to relocate the XYAB buttons to a position that won’t require you take any fingers off the analogue sticks. (If you’ve ever tried to aim in an FPS and melee at the same time, you know what I’m talking about.)

At first, I found the controller off-putting just because it’s different from your stock controller. But when I actually played a game with it, I quickly adjusted to less grippy analogue sticks and the somewhat awkward position of the small, mappable buttons.

Still, I’d like to see Mad Catz refine their modded controller. At the moment, it’s wired (be it wired through a very practical nylon woven cord). And as I said, those mappable buttons are pretty minuscule. As long as Mad Catz is breaking the rules of the traditional controller, I’d like to see them create an even more practical, polished rendition.

But if you’re OK with the price and above mentioned limitations, I’d say you can buy either product without resignation. Also, how great is it that mainstream generic controllers are finally incorporating mods and innovative into the mix?

Xbox 360 Throat Communicator

Clear audio out

Functional, faux badass design

Compressed, digital-sounding audio in

Xbox 360 Combat Controller

Controller itself feels decent in your hands

Mappable buttons are as handy as you’d hope

Corded, but the cord itself is premium

Mappable buttons could be larger and better positioned

So our recommendation is that if you really can’t spare the money to buy a new Xbox — which you should really do, since the failure rate still isn’t that low — is to make sure you ask the seller whether or not it’s been banned from Live. If you’re buying it in person, make sure you have them plug it in and show you that it can. If you’re buying it on eBay, well, you’ll just have to take their word. Just be careful, because Microsoft has no pity on you for buying a used Xbox that’s been banned. [PCWorld]

3D medical imagery has always been fascinating to me: Generating 3D models from film footage is still a fledgling tech, while medical professionals render guts on a daily basis. And sometimes, apparently, connected to Xbox controllers.

Researchers at Iowa State University have designed software that can quickly and simply render a detailed 3D model of a patient’s MRI and CAT scan results. The software, called BodyViz, claims two core advantages over similar technologies: It’s easier to use, and it’s set up to use with an Xbox 360 controller out of the box because, let’s face it, to the latest crop of med school grads, old-school mice and trackballs are lame, bro.

Add a couple of stock FPS weapons, hook this thing up to some robotic arms with knives, fire up the laparoscope and bam: surgery, revolutionised. [IA State via BoingBoing]

This week, Gizmodo is exploring the enhanced human future in a segment we call This Cyborg Life. It’s about what happens when we treat our body less as a sacred object and more as what it is: Nature’s ultimate machine.