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Games
Video Surfaces Of Man Marrying Anime Video Game Character
8:27AM Sean Fallon | As promised, the wedding ceremony between a man named Sal9000 and Nene Anegasaki, a character from the Nintendo DS game Love Plus, was filmed and broadcast across the internet. It’s predictably sad. More »
Random Stuff
Vintage Cheese: Nothing Says Holidays Like A Family High On Tech
2:25AM Danny Allen | Hands up if you’re taking a laptop home this weekend to escape family craziness by jumping online for a while. Me too. But if you believe these bizarre 1980s ads, computers were meant to foster an age of dazed family-togetherness. More »
Games
Guy Marries Video Game, We Don’t Judge
1:40AM Mark Wilson | That Nene Anegasaki, she’s a charmer. She’s also a video game character from extreme dating sim Love Plus, now wedded to a flesh-and-blood gamer. More »
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Man Spoke Only Klingon To His Son For Three Years
3:46PM Rosa Golijan | d’Armond Speers isn’t really a huge Star Trek fan. The reason he spoke only in Klingon during his son’s first three years of life was to learn about the language acquisition process. Yeah, sure. What a petaQ. More »
Design
Beautiful Boule Crystal Spiral Clock Is An Orb Of Extravagance
1:27AM Danny Allen | 231 intricate parts go into the design of this 1kg ball of crystal excess. The spiral is fashioned from white gold and 25 jewels. It can be yours from Hermés Paris for just $US560,000. Ahh, crap. More »
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Awkward Microsoft Store Dances Are Why I Shop Online
1:26AM Danny Allen | These staffers at the Microsoft Store in Mission Viejo, CA might seem really excited, but the clearly rehearsed dance routine comes across more like some kind of Stockholm syndrome. More »
Phones
1984’s “Masterpiece Of Micro-Processor Technology” [NSFW]
1:00PM Danny Allen | Hey, that’s their words, not mine — I’m almost lost for any. “Sculptured by a European artist … the Erotica phone plugs into any wall-jack and is fully-guaranteed.” I bet, just look how classy this gent seems with an ear full of cleavage. More »
Business
Steve Jobs And Sarah Jessica Parker Are Being Sued
9:45AM Rosa Golijan | In 1989, Franz Wakefield invented the iPod, iPhone and iTunes. Then the FBI stole his trade secrets and he confided in Sarah Jessica Parker and now he’s suing her and Apple…and my head’s spinning. More »
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On The Auction Block: 5000 Leftover Condoms From The Olympics
5:29AM Rosa Golijan | Hot date this weekend? Impress with your sports memorabilia collection by snatching up these 5000 condoms left over from the 2008 Beijing Olympics. With inscriptions of faster, higher and stronger, they’re a bargain with a starting bid of $US730. More »
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