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Burning Wood With Electricity Is My Kind Of Modern Art

I’m not saying this is the most dangerous thing I’ve ever seen on the internet, but it does do a good job of making the Anarchist’s Cookbook look like a Health & Safety training manual.


How The Hell Are These Crazy Continuous Lifts Still A Thing?

I religiously maintain a list of ‘dangerous machinery that wants to eat my limbs’, and having watched this video, Paternoster lifts — that is, lifts with continuously moving carriages that you jump in and out of — just went straight to the top.


This Crazy Pizza Fried Chicken Has Permanently Warped My Concept Of Food

My brain, it no longer works. My stomach, it’s so damn confused. What is this Napoli Crispy Pizza chicken from KFC? What is this life? Because it looks like they took fried chicken and added the only thing better than fried chicken (psst, pizza) to it. So it’s pizza fried chicken? Pizza-flavoured breading on fried chicken? Is this even allowed?


The World's Tallest Cow Is So Comically Ginormous That It's Hilarious

When you first see Blosom, a cow that measures in at 6 feet 2 inches from the hoof to the withers and is the Guinness World Record’s tallest cow ever, you can’t help but laugh. You don’t scream fake (that’s the second thing you do) or analyse the photo’s misleading angles meant to exaggerate the cow’s size (that’s the 3rd thing), you just laugh.


Watching Australian Politicians Figure Out Twitter Is Really Awkward

Video: When your parents ask you how many internet followers you have on Twittergram or how many pictures you’ve put up on Facetube, you just have to give them a hug for being adorable. When politicians stand up in the Australian Senate and try to land some zingers based on their half-baked understanding of social media, things get awkward.


What In The Monster Hell Is This Scary, Bright Green And Pink Gooey Worm?

It’s just not right. Adult humans should not have to fear monsters. But how in the world will the world ever sleep again after knowing that this terrifying radiator fluid-looking worm goo thing exists? Can humanity survive after seeing this? Just look at the sludge bug shoots out its pink dart, and you’ll only dream nightmares for the rest of your life.


Nobody Knows Why Giant Piles Of Worms Are Mysteriously Lining Up In Texas

After floods hit Denison, Texas last week, park rangers were mystified to find stringy clumps dotting the rain-soaked streets in inexplicably organised lines. It was no pasta-based apres-flood prank. It was just piles of living, squiggling worms.


A Mexican Demon Named Charlie Is The Internet's Newest Urban Legend

Teens have settled upon a New Dank Meme, and it’s an alliterative, culturally inaccurate demon-summoning ritual. Over two million people used the hashtag #CharlieCharlieChallenge on Twitter in the past two days.


I Don't Think The Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott Understands What Teaching Code In Schools Means

Oh boy. This one’s bizarre. Can someone tell the Prime Minister that learning code doesn’t mean you’re going to be sent into the mines at 11 years of age?


Truck Boards A Ship By Wildly Driving Down Two Thin Wooden Planks

Video: This doesn’t seem like the most efficient way to get a car onto a ship but who am I to judge? It’s not like the planks were going to break or the wheels of the car were going to run off the edges or that anything could possibly slip out of position or anything like that could happen, right?


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