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You know those commercials that leave you totally mystified, like “how did this possibly get created?” This Logitech Revue promo video, in which a hairy-legged, Peeping Tom TV set creeps up on a teenage girl in bed, is like that.
Things made of carbon fibre tend to be appealing-looking, lightweight and durable. But sometimes we just plain wonder how on earth someone decided to choose the often pricey material for a particular piece of gear.
With all the sexting craze going on, and teens getting arrested left, right and centre on child pornography charges, I’m surprised the Safe Sexting iPhone application – which allows you to take and easily censor any photos – didn’t appear months ago.
Dear anonymous buyer of the $US3,164,000 iPhone 3GS Supreme, the most expensive and tacky mobile phone in the world: You are a tasteless assclown. Sincerely, Me.
This is Janet’s Whizbang Chicken Plucker, built using the instructions from the hit best-selling book Anyone Can Build a Tub-Style Mechanical Chicken Plucker. It is absolutely f—king horrifying, and I apologise in advance.
