newVideoPlayer("/japanesewristcutters_gizmodo.flv", 475, 266,""); Wowowow. I have no idea what the context of this clip is. I don’t want to believe that these kawaii! schoolgirl wristcutters are real, peddled by schoolgirls winking and smiling as they lick the blood trickling down their wrists. But you know what? I honestly don’t know what’s real or not anymore. I just don’t know. [Vidmax]
The Howl Tissue Pillow is kind of ingenious, even though it’s the kind of thing you would only use in bad situations. Like when you have a cold and are stuck in bed and need a never-ending supply of tissues to mop up the mucus and junk pouring out of your head. Or if you’re curled in ball, wrapped around your pillow and weeping. (If you’re one of those people that cry and stuff). Or you got something sticky all over yourself that you don’t want getting on your sheets. Like, uh, more snot. [Design-3000 via Random Good Stuff]
Play Wii with man’s best friend if you have to. But please, please, never ever play with a dog behind you. Seriously. Don’t. Biff. Don’t do that, Biff! Stop it! DON’T! BIFF! BAD DOG! BAD! (NSFMH* video ahead, probably illegal in some states.)
Wherever this place is, Cisco, we never want to live here. Or visit. Or accidentally drive through on the way to work. [As seen on Crunch]
This Japanese mechanical urinal in Osaka is an all-laughing, all-singing clown with a huge mouth. Yes, you read that well: it sings and moves up and down as you pee in it. And it has teeth. I know. After seeing it in action, I found it so wrong on so many levels that I had to put the video after the jump for other sensitive souls like me.
