Apparently, Woz is a Price is Right fan. Unfortunately, he was just sitting in the front row and was never called down to play Plinko or spin the big wheel, because I bet that he really knows the prices of household products and could use a new Lincoln Towncar or whatever it was they gave away that episode. Oh, Woz. Hit the jump for another screenshot of Woz enjoying himself some game show goodness, then let's hear your best captions in the comments section. Thanks, Brett!

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More bad news from the iPhone 3G iPocalypse: Steve Wozniak, creator of the Apple II and a hero of many geeks the world over, may have cut in line at the Westfield Valley Fair Mall Apple Store. I know, breathe deep, we'll get through this. The alleged grade school manoeuvre seemed out of sorts for a man who just recently chided the 3G JesusPhone for not having "break-the-bank items." He even went so far as to say a lot of his friends (presumably not Kathy Griffin) weren't going to upgrade. Nevertheless, if the line-cutting story is true, and there's photographic evidence that suggests it is, then apparently Woz--and a posse--couldn't really be bothered with line sitting at all.

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Leave it to Steve Wozniak to put the hysteria in check.

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One half of the most awkward relationship ever was on the Today Show this morning. Yes, Kathy Griffin was talking about her former relationship with Apple co-founder and Segway enthusiast Steve Wozniack. Apparently, Woz met and married some new woman in three weeks and they're already planning kids. Woz, you animal you! It never gets any less weird, does it? [Jezebel]

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Woz and Kathy Griffin have been dating since mid '07, but their relationship has just come to an end. Strangely. Via email. Griffin has this to say:

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Speaking at the Broadband and Beyond conference in Sydney today, the Woz apparently announced his disappointment at the iPhone and the other Steve's decision to not include 3G. He said:

"To tell you the truth, I was disappointed ... half the phones in the AT&T store were 3G already."

Of course, that doesn't mean that he doesn't still love his iPhone. As far as usability goes, none of the other 3G phones he has tested comes close.

"Not one of them made me feel good about accessing the Internet, browser-style until the iPhone".

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Segways and Polo. Those two cups of tea are not really my bag, or whatever. But Woz's videos on how to play Segway Polo are an interesting look at the rule book. You can't ram or shove others, or run your Segway into the goal like those cheating bastards in Super Mario Strikers. (You know who you are.)

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At Kepler's bookstore in Menlo Park, minutes from Apple campus, Fake Steve Jobs just finished a great book reading. And Woz introduced him and gifted him a black mock turtleneck, official uniform of The Steve. FSJ had a "Invented the Friggin' iPod" shirt for Woz, too. [Giz at FSJ Menlo Park Book Reading]

These two are milking all this "did they, didn't they" press for all it's worth, but apparently the latest status is that Woz and Kathy G. aren't engaged. Is this true, or is this just one of her wonderful "jokes" that propelled her into the Z-list along with Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin? In either case, colour us disgusted. The thought of these two "doing it" goes beyond seeing your parents doing it into the realm of seeing your parents doing it on a tape that your grandparents made. [E!]

If you're trying to lose weight and want to lose your appetite, here's the fastest way to do it. Don't say we didn't warn you. [Book of Joe]