Science

Scientists Develop Phaser That Can Stun (Worms)

The good news: Scientists have developed a Star Trek-like phaser that can be set to stun. The bad news: It only works on worms, so far.


July 14, 2009
Gaming

Worms For IPhone: Same Game, Worse Controls

You’re probably familiar with Worms by now. About 20 versions of the game have been released for every platform under the sun, so it was inevitable that it would show up for the iPhone.


July 2, 2009
Science

Disgusting Sewer Creature Update: IT’S F#$%ING REAL!

Remember the disgusting video of some mysterious creature in the North Carolina sewers I posted yesterday? I cynically assumed it was a viral ad for some upcoming movie. Sweet merciful christ, I was wrong. These things are actually real.


May 1, 2009
Software

Conficker Worm Hits U.S. Hospitals, Infecting Computers and Equipment

Cnet says that hundreds of critical hospital devices across the U.S. have been infected by the Conficker worm. The number of hospitals affected wasn’t disclosed, but the problem isn’t thought to be widespread.


April 13, 2009
Software

Conficker Worm Claims High Profile Victim: University of Utah

More than 700 med school computers at the University of Utah have fallen victim to the infamous Conficker worm. Gizmodo, we swear, had absolutely nothing to do with it. [AP via CNET]


April 9, 2009
Software

Conficker’d Machines Are All Doing… Something

Whether it’s an actual functional update or a ploy to further inflate the worm’s horrifying reputation, an encrypted, mysterious thing is downloading to machines infected with Conficker C, right now.


April 4, 2009
Software

How the Conficker Problem Just Got Much Worse

On the surface, April 1 came and went without a peep from the dreaded Conficker megaworm. But security experts see a frightening reality, one where Conficker is now more powerful and more dangerous than ever.


April 2, 2009
Software

CONFICKER IS NOT HAPPENING. IGNORE CONFICKER.


April 1, 2009
Software

Reminder: How to Fix Conficker

Afraid you’ve got the evil Conficker worm that’s already begun snaking its way around the world? Thanks to herculean efforts by researchers, the detection and fix is pretty easy.


Software

11th-Hour Fix May Protect Huge Corporate Networks From Conficker Worm’s Nastiness

Zero-hour approaches for the awakening of the Conficker megaworm. As we explained, Conficker can evade detection like none before it. But security experts have released a scanner that may save your IT professional’s sanity tomorrow.