Your mobile phone is killing you! Maybe. OK, not really. But if you’re still worried about the microwave radiation pulsing from your handset, Stephen Colbert has the perfect solution for you. Assuming you’ve got certain resources handy.
The World Health Organisation’s International Agency for Research on Cancer now considers mobile phones usage to be a possible, or “Class 2B”, carcinogen. Here’s everything else they consider to be a 2B carcinogen, otherwise presented without comment:
