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Vuvuzelas Spread Disease

Vuvuzelas, those ceremonial trumpets favoured by South Africans that, when tooted in unison, approximate the sound of the world’s largest locust orgy, are annoying. The World Cup made that crystal clear. But could they also be pandemic-hastening instruments of mass destruction? Possibly!


March 25, 2011
Science

Qatar Will Use $US500,000 Artificial Clouds For World Cup

When I heard that World Cup 2022 was going to be in Qatar, I was confused like everyone else. Isn’t it deathly hot over there? But they’ve got a solution: make artificial clouds (something Bill Gates has wanted to do) to cool down the temperature.


July 27, 2010

If Japan Has Its Way, You Will See Holographic Soccer Matches In The 2022 World Cup

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With the 2010 World Cup a distant memory, Japan has started preparations for its 2022 World Cup bid. Judging by what they’re showing FIFA, it’s going to be ridiculously futuristic. Like real-time holographic matches beamed across the world futuristic.


July 15, 2010

The Vuvuzela’s Swan Song

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The World Cup is over, taking with it our beloved vuvuzela coverage. And I can’t think of a more fitting final tribute than this: a collection of classic film scores, accompanied by the world’s most annoying instrument.


Toshiba Tries To Weasel Out Of Free-TV-If-Spain-Wins World Cup Promotion

Since I was a kid, every World Cup would bring the same ads: If Spain wins, your TV is FREE! For decades, nobody ever won…until this victory. Now Toshiba is trying to weasel their way out of their get-your-money-back promotion.


July 5, 2010
Gaming

LCD Pinball Machine Can Play Any Table You Want

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Can a digital pinball machine capture the charm of the classic game? Nike’s machine, which uses a giant LCD screen as the playfield, a soccer ball-style pinball and virtual Nike shoes as flippers, comes pretty darn close.


July 4, 2010
Gaming

Vuvuzela Hero In Action, In Our Nightmares

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I’ve seen Vuvzela Hero jokes for a while. Yes, the World Cup’s most annoying musical instrument could be merged with Guitar Hero. The results would be slightly more annoying to my neighbours. Let’s finally watch this fakery together and chortle.


July 1, 2010

RoboCup Soccer Finalists Flop Even More Than Their World Cup Counterparts

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In the recent finals of the world’s most prestigious tiny robot soccer tournament, the Darmstadt Dribblers housed the FUmanoids 7-1. Here’s the (mercifully) sped-up video of the match, complete with theatrics I haven’t seen since I last watched Italy play.


June 30, 2010

FIFA To Consider Goal Line Tech, But Not Offsides

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has acknowledged that referee mistakes were made and that FIFA will “take on board again the discussion about technology”. But he’s not going far enough.


June 26, 2010

Watching The World Cup In 3D: The (More) Beautiful Game

The recent wave of 3D has been all about action and spectacle, taking us from Tim Burton’s Wonderland to James Cameron’s Pandora. Today I had a much different three-dimensional experience, one that was subtle and extremely promising: the World Cup.