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Beer Belt: A Haiku

3:00AM August 6, 2008 | Adam Frucci

Six beers on my belt. I’m ready for my wedding! I barfed on the priest. [Product Page via Boing Boing Gadgets]

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Kitty Cat Satellite Dish Sticker: A Haiku

4:18AM March 8, 2008 | Adam Frucci

My satellite dish. My apartment full of cats. I’m king of the nerds! [Product Page via CrunchGear]

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Software

Netscape Navigator’s Last Day: A Haiku

5:20AM March 1, 2008 | Adam Frucci

Expert rendering Of my Geocities page. You had a good run. [BBC]

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Mobile

Turkey Leg Phone: A Haiku

5:31AM January 31, 2008 | Adam Frucci

This turkey phone is gross, but I’d eat it instead of a canburger. [Product Page via 7 Gadgets]

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