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That’s it. Forget Tony Stark until he learns to look badass while getting the wrinkles out of my skirts like this guy.
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People probably use the word “epic” too often. But I can’t think how else to describe this 11-minute review of Forklift Truck Simulator 2009. Maybe “utterly ridiculous”. That’ll work. Either way, watch! You owe it to yourself.
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This is the Cellular Guard System, which is to say it’s a necklace that you hook your mobile phone up to so if you drop it while stirring a big bowl of sauce, it won’t fall in. Oh… my.
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Is flatulence ruining your love life? My friends, look no further than the Better Marriage Blanket, a fart-absorbing wünderspread that means you’ll never again have to blame it on the dog. This is a real thing!
This 6.4m-tall baby was created by the special effects mavens behind Alien vs Predator. It was built to represent the cities of future generations, or something. But really, it’s just unsettling. [io9]
After trying to conceive for four years, mother Lena Bryce fell pregnant two months after downloading an app on her iPhone. Sadly, for story’s sake, it wasn’t an augmented reality app showing men with the highest sperm count.
Pay no mind to the vague, nonsensical App Store description for Fishbate: This app is about masturbating fish to completion. Or, possibly, to death.
