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Walt Mosspuppet’s in a poetic mood and he’s got an ode to all the iPad haters of the world. Behold his “literary majesty!” More »
You just knew that Mosspuppet would get the first exclusive with Jobspuppet. Wide-ranging? Nah. But if you were curious how Jobs-o really feels about the iPad and Apple fanboys, this should clear things up nicely. More »
“Fire. The wheel. Barbers. The moveable printing press. Whiskey. The automobile. The personal computer. Walt Mossberg. The iPhone. And now, finally, the iSlate.” Walt Mossbergpuppet issues the first and final word on the Apple Tablet. [Mosspuppet]
Walt Mosspuppet lays out surviving the Windows 7 apocalypse: Blowing up Best Buys will slow the spread, but killing the head Windows 7 is crucial. If you can’t join the fight, seek shelter in an Apple Store. Ready? [YouTube]
Walt Mossberg, that wrinkly goateed goblin hired by the Wall Street Journal for some reason, is known as the world’s most powerful Apple fanboy, at least to him. The latest Mosspuppet video, featuring Muppet Mossberg, includes a not-so-friendly Gizmodo shout-out. More »
Walt Mosspuppet answers reader mail, exactly like you’d expect the only technology journalist in the world to. [YouTube via Fake Steve Jobs] More »
This is crazy. [Hoggwords via Fake Steve] More »
