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Mario Mushroom Is Yet Another Lame Attempt to Disguise a Vibrator

Posted by Jesus Diaz at 12:20 PM on November 19, 2008

For some reason I can't seem to grasp, Japanese people seem to be obsessed with vibrating objects that are not actual vibrators. OK, I lied, I can understand it perfectly. Specially when they try to pass them as soft Super Mario mushrooms. Then I don't only understand the obsession, but I actually want to have one. In fact, buy two dozens and make a vibrating mushroom bed sticking them together. For $US26, you can use them as mini-seats and chair cushions, provided you don't weigh more than 80kg. [Rinkya Blog]


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Vibrating Pet Glove Invites Jokes Involving a Certain Synonym for 'Cat'

Posted by Adam Frucci at 4:45 AM on October 11, 2008

Apparently, your cat enjoys it when a soft, vibrating material is rubbed against it. That's why this vibrating pet glove exists. When your cat feels lonely and just needs a tender touch, slip on the vibrating pet glove and give it the massage it so desires. It even wipes clean with a damp cloth if your cat is wet or dirty. It uses 3 AAA batteries, and it totally doesn't look like a vibrator, so you can just leave it sitting out and not worry about your mum popping over to visit and making your feel uncomfortable. I mean it, uh, doesn't look like a regular pet brush. [Product Page via Book of Joe]


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Philips Intimate Massager Sex Toys Get Detailed in Pics

Posted by Kit Eaton at 7:50 PM on September 12, 2008

Details on Philips' new sex toy products are out, including pictures much better than our comedy efforts earlier. The images reveal devices that, as you might expect from Philips design, are sleek, curvy and... um, purple. Looking like a good blend of form and *ahem* function.

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Philips To Use Vibration Know-How To Make Vibrators (Sonicooch?)

Posted by Jason Chen at 10:00 AM on September 12, 2008

Philips is planning on using its technological know-how gained by making some of the best electric toothbrushes out there in making a "massager" called the Warm Intimate Massager designed for couples in the UK. Philips' consumer business is supposedly not doing so hot, but if anyone can design a £89 marital aid we hope can vibrate at one billion times a second and clean itself with UV radiation, it's them. What's next in this trend? Procter & Gamble's Vaginal-B? [Times Online via Boing Boing Gadgets]


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NSFW: USB-Powered MIA Vibrator Is Discreet, Has No On-Board Storage

Posted by Jason Chen at 9:10 AM on August 27, 2008

Fleshbot's got a review up of LELO's MIA, which is a discreet (albeit vibrator purple) USB-powered vibrator. Is it good? Lux sure thinks so, and compliments it on its "several levels of vibration as well as three different settings of pulse patterns," something usually not found in smaller, non cricket bat-sized vibes.


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WiiBrator Gives Wiimote 'Personal Massager' Makeover

Posted by Mark Wilson at 10:42 PM on June 23, 2008

New to the Wii homebrew scene, the "WiiBrator" app is "creating a buzz." The work of Team DWiildo, it's a way to convert the jack-of-all-trades Wiimote into a "relaxation" device. Here's the more detailed description, along with an important warning:


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Could I Have a Match? Try Vibrators and Nintendo Wiimotes

Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 7:00 AM on May 12, 2008

Remember when it was cool to joke about how the vibrating Wii remote looked, felt and behaved pretty much like a vibrator? No? Well, too bad, because it turns out that the two were more similar than the light-hearted humour suggested. In fact, both tools of pleasure employ technology built from a patent from the same company, Immersion.


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New SaSi Sex Toy Gets Intelligent With Your Nether Regions

Posted by Gizmodo US Edition at 4:27 AM on January 19, 2008

howpic2.jpgIts about time someone started applying machine intelligence to good things rather than the seemingly evil: the new JeJoue SaSi "personal massager" comes with built-in motion playlists and also actually learns what its lady likes in the way of sub-knicker action. And occasionally, just for kicks, it rocks a bit of freestylin' to give you a surprise. Updated: NFSW demonstration video after the jump.

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10 Gadgets You Need For Global Orgasm 2007

Posted by Benny Goldman at 8:40 AM on December 22, 2007

globalorgasm463.jpgAt 6:08 AM GMT on the 22nd, activists Donna Sheehan and Paul Reffell hope you will join them in their quest for world peace—by having an orgasm. Yes, the two have organised Global Orgasm 2007 with the hope that through "the largest possible instantaneous surge of human biological, mental and spiritual energy" we can "effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth". Since manual stimulation is so 2006, we've rounded up ten gadgets that will help you contribute to the cause:

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Guitar-Activated Vibrator Will Get Your Girlfriend to Listen to You Practice Scales

Posted by Adam Frucci at 2:15 AM on December 15, 2007

We all know that musicians have an easier time picking up the ladies than mere mortals. Something about being artistic, talented people that have the confidence to put themselves out there on stage rather than curmudgeony shut-ins who only express strong opinions when behind the protective wall of a keyboard, I don't know. In any case, this guitar-activated vibrator will only enhance their reputation as sexual dynamos. Simply plug the guitar into the contraption, and then whenever it's strummed the vibrator vibrates. I'm sure many ladies would agree that it's the only way Dave Matthew's catalogue is made bearable. [NotCot.org via Boing Boing Gadgets]