Science

Military Developing Blood Farming Machine, Zombie Apocalypse Coming Soon

This looks like the beginning of a George Romero’s film, but it’s real. It seems like one of the US Army’s X-Files technologies is coming to us sooner than most skeptics expected: DARPA is developing now a portable blood farming system that could infinitely produce universal donor red cells from umbilical cord blood, right there in the battlefield. And yes, there’s exactly where things go really wrong and soldiers are transformed into mad, blood-seeking, fresh-human-biting but really lovely zombies, ready to spread some kind of weird blood disease all over the world.


June 28, 2008

Shagnasty ‘Model 666′ is Fake Plastic Steampunked Nerf Pistol

This fake plastic nerf gun For the fake plastic vampire man Is steampunk’d to death.


June 11, 2008

XM and EMI Settle Portable Recording Radio Lawsuit

XM Satellite Radio and EMI Music have settled the lawsuit over the recording of digital songs by XM users. Nobody knows the terms of the deal, but it probably involves virgins and kittens’ blood. [Reuters]


May 11, 2008

Rohm Circuit Kills Vampire Power, Pulls No Electricity On Standby

Japanese semiconductor maker Rohm is looking to vanquish vampire power, the energy wasted by tech on stand-by, with its new LSI circuits. The circuits consume no electricity even when in stand-by mode, allowing for a quick power up without the power drain. Considering that roughly 10% of a house’s energy bill goes to these silent suckers, Rohm’s circuits could save money and the planet at the same time.


February 26, 2008
Cameras

Vampire Traffic Cameras Detect Blood, Control Carpool Lanes

Those nutty Brits, obsessed with their CCTV cameras, dirty hot water and blood pudding, have decided to mix it all into a single gadget: road cameras which can detect blood and water in the bodies inside the car using an infrared beam. The system will be able to spot who’s abusing the carpool lanes, fining you in case you were trying to fool the police using Marge, your special “inflatable friend.” Definitely, I’m not moving. My question now is, what happens if you are a driving zombie?


February 3, 2008
Gadgets

Maxablaster Flashlight Burns Skin, Clouds, Vampires

The Maxablaster is a 38-million-candlepower flashlight that was made at home by (mad?) optics engineer Ralf Ottow. Replacing a commercial flashlight’s bulb with a plasma-powered mercury arc bulb, the Maxablaster creates a highly focused beam of light with a high UV content not so different from a star.