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Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions 4 Hours At A Time

10:00AM Rosa Golijan | Jack pointed out the lameness and creepiness of the Blood Energy Potion, but it gets lamer and creepier. The makers are touting it as being the best way to deal with your imagined vampirism while drinking faux blood. More »
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Blood Energy Drink Not Made Of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst

5:00AM Jack Loftus | This vampire shit has gone too far. I mean really, can we just drop the act and start drinking real human blood already? More »
Design

Coffin Couch Helps The Non-Dead Resemble The Undead

11:44PM Mark Wilson | If Buffy, Twilight, Trueblood and the collective Anne Rice novels have taught us anything, it’s that women dig vampires. To exploit the phenomenon, stay out of the sun and buy this couch. More »
Software

Now You Can Read Twilight, Golden Compass On Your iPhone

12:00PM Jason Chen | If your one dream in life was to read the teenage vampire novel Twilight on your iPhone and pay twice as much as normal, you can now die happy. More »
Random Stuff

Real 19th Century Vampire Killing Kit Is a Must In Current Economic Climate

1:42AM Jesus Diaz | Sold at an auction for $US14,850, this 100% authentic vampire kit from the 19th century is an absolute steal. I mean, can you really put a price to the ability to battle vampires like Kiefer Sutherland, Dick Cheney and Bono? I say no. And make no mistakes, blood-sucking undeads, because this hand-carved walnut portable suitcase comes loaded with all I need to kill you: More »
Science

Military Developing Blood Farming Machine, Zombie Apocalypse Coming Soon

12:30AM Jesus Diaz | This looks like the beginning of a George Romero’s film, but it’s real. It seems like one of the US Army’s X-Files technologies is coming to us sooner than most skeptics expected: DARPA is developing now a portable blood farming system that could infinitely produce universal donor red cells from umbilical cord blood, right there in the battlefield. And yes, there’s exactly where things go really wrong and soldiers are transformed into mad, blood-seeking, fresh-human-biting but really lovely zombies, ready to spread some kind of weird blood disease all over the world. More »
Toys

Shagnasty ‘Model 666′ is Fake Plastic Steampunked Nerf Pistol

12:15AM Gizmodo US Edition | This fake plastic nerf gun For the fake plastic vampire man Is steampunk’d to death. More »
Press

XM and EMI Settle Portable Recording Radio Lawsuit

8:28PM Gizmodo US Edition | XM Satellite Radio and EMI Music have settled the lawsuit over the recording of digital songs by XM users. Nobody knows the terms of the deal, but it probably involves virgins and kittens’ blood. [Reuters] More »
Hardware

Rohm Circuit Kills Vampire Power, Pulls No Electricity On Standby

7:00AM Gizmodo US Edition | Japanese semiconductor maker Rohm is looking to vanquish vampire power, the energy wasted by tech on stand-by, with its new LSI circuits. The circuits consume no electricity even when in stand-by mode, allowing for a quick power up without the power drain. Considering that roughly 10% of a house’s energy bill goes to these silent suckers, Rohm’s circuits could save money and the planet at the same time. More »