He’s been a cranky chaos theorist, an abusive godfather, and repelled an alien invasion to safe the entire planet. But one role you probably don’t know about? A creepy, tween-seducing vampire in a Steven Spielberg-helmed Goosebumps computer game. Yeah. Yeah. More »
As if there isn’t enough social networking spam already, the True Blood Season 2 Blu-Ray discs come with a feature that allows people to automatically share their vampire obsession on Twitter and Facebook – complete with “transformed” photos. More »
Vampires don’t have reflections, so how would they get a sexy clean shave? This guy has the answer – if you assume that bloodsuckers actually show up on video. [There I Fixed It]
This vampire shit has gone too far. I mean really, can we just drop the act and start drinking real human blood already? More »
If Buffy, Twilight, Trueblood and the collective Anne Rice novels have taught us anything, it’s that women dig vampires. To exploit the phenomenon, stay out of the sun and buy this couch. More »
If your one dream in life was to read the teenage vampire novel Twilight on your iPhone and pay twice as much as normal, you can now die happy.
Sold at an auction for $US14,850, this 100% authentic vampire kit from the 19th century is an absolute steal. I mean, can you really put a price to the ability to battle vampires like Kiefer Sutherland, Dick Cheney and Bono? I say no. And make no mistakes, blood-sucking undeads, because this hand-carved walnut portable suitcase comes loaded with all I need to kill you:
