Gadgets

Culinary Inventors, We Don’t Need Any More Half-Arse Kitchen Contraptions

If you think you’ve come up with the next great cooking invention, I highly recommend first taking a few months and actually learning how to cook. It will save the world from stupid creations like this Portion measuring spoon.


January 14, 2012
Cameras

IKEA Spoons, Plates And Bowls Turned Into Art

IKEA has to be the antithesis of art, right? Nothing you find in 80% of freshman dorms and my bedroom can be considered art. Or, you can hand it to photographer Carl Kleiner, and everything becomes beautiful.


December 31, 2011
Gadgets

The Perfect Cutlery For Your New Year’s Guilt

You knew all that over-indulging during Christmas and New Year’s would cost you. But even if it helps you shed the kilos, is anyone really going to pay $US140 for this set of weight-lifting cutlery?


December 23, 2011
Gadgets

It Scoops, Measures, And Spreads—Is This The World’s Greatest Spoon?

The ‘until it’s covered’ approach to spreadable toppings only works until diets or recipes call for specific measurements. At that point you either reach for multiple utensils, or the transforming Scoop spoon which handles all of the above with gusto.


December 17, 2011
Gadgets

That’s Not A Spatula… This Is A Spatula!

Oh Paul Hogan, even 30 years after you ceased to be relevant you can still make me laugh — much like these folding grilling implements. They’re just so cute! And with summer coming on strong, my grilling plans are in need of a nice compilation of tools.


August 22, 2011
Gadgets

Spoon Teaches Kids All They Need To Know About Gene Simmons

“Mummy look! I’m just like that painted crazy man who sang all those songs I used to catch you and daddy wrestling to when I was younger!” $US10. The sideways looks from other mums are free. [Neatoshop via Neatorama]


July 1, 2011
Gadgets

LINK Grips Make Tongs Out Of ANYTHING

If MacGuyver could take down an international crime syndicate with a paper clip, two pieces of chewing gum and yesterday’s issue of USA Today, imagine what he could do with these LINK grips that make one-handed tongs out of just about anything.


Geek Out

The Devil Didn’t Invent The Fork

A silverware spoiler: People used to hate the fork. When first introduced in Italy, and then in France and England, it did not go over well.


June 29, 2011
Gadgets

From Now On, I’m Only Using Bear Paw Forks To Eat

Sometimes I’m eating something so delicious that my slow fingers and small utensils can’t keep up with me. I need more powuh. These Bear Paw Meat Handler Forks will let me maul meat like a bear would. So perfect.


June 15, 2011
Gadgets

One Of The Most Stupid Kitchen Contraptions I’ve Ever Seen

What is wrong with this country? Heck, what’s wrong with the so-called “First World”? Do we really need to keep inventing and producing useless pieces of junk like this transvestite of tongs, fork and spatula called “Stake”?