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Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions 4 Hours At A Time

10:00AM Rosa Golijan | Jack pointed out the lameness and creepiness of the Blood Energy Potion, but it gets lamer and creepier. The makers are touting it as being the best way to deal with your imagined vampirism while drinking faux blood. More »
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Blood Energy Drink Not Made Of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst

5:00AM Jack Loftus | This vampire shit has gone too far. I mean really, can we just drop the act and start drinking real human blood already? More »
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Please, Nobody Show This Twilight USB Drive To Any Girls

9:40AM Jason Chen | Do you think that your eardrums being intact is a good thing? Then please, don’t show this Twilight USB drive to any girls between the age of 9 and 15. Or was it 45. Can’t tell these days. [EntertainmentEarth] More »