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The Centerfold T-Shirt Works Exactly As Advertised

Mark Wilson — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 22:20:00 +0000

Thousands of years of clothing technology have culminated to this one moment, a critical crossroads of fabric and fapping.

The Centerfold T-Shirt, available soon for $US30, displays Miss April in 1/4 splendour—that is, until you undo two buttons to spew forth a tapestry of nudity fit for a king (or just a person with very little taste and/or restraint). Available soon in a limited edition run of just 100 shirts, it’s hard to remember the status of fashion before this watershed moment in textiles—admittedly because we hadn’t been paying this close of attention. [Owltooth (NSFW) via Fashionably Geek (NSFW)]

“This Game Sucks” T-Shirt Shows Mario Playing The Game We Play

Adam Frucci — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:40:00 +0000

You’re so right, Mario. But to be fair, you’ve got to play the game a lot more conservatively when you only have one life and there are no 1 ups. [Threadless via Laughing Squid via The Daily What]

10 Of Your Nerdiest T-Shirts

Sean Fallon — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:00:00 +0000

Yesterday I asked you to show us your most shamefully nerdy t-shirt—and you delivered. There were tons of great ones, but in the end I picked 10 that just made me laugh.

Troy Foster: One my math club at uni sold. The back said check out this asymptote with a graph of y=-abs(1/x)

armyofchuckness: When time travelling worlds collide.

VSyris: This is my best shirt by far, though I cant seem to find it. I think the GF stole it.

rms2219: Bought this from shirt.woot about a year ago…love it.

calameda: This is mine from Tee Fury.

Gawd: I have a few but this one always makes people smile. A couple of Stormtroopers taking a urinal break.

Liquidus: Two

David Vong: yup
GItEmSteveDave_Deal: @David Vong: I have this one as well. For those that don’t know, it says Kick Me.

OG Phenix

Scuba Steve: You nerds be slippin.

First Macintosh Shirt Is Stylish In Its Simplicity

Adam Frucci — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:20:00 +0000

Print Liberation has a new “Great Moments of the 20th Century” series of shirts, and the latest is of a gigantic Macintosh. Perfect for displaying your roots and less likely to get you fired than some other options. [Print Liberation]

What Is Your Nerdiest Shirt? Show And Tell

Sean Fallon — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:20:00 +0000

Does your wardrobe consist mostly of t-shirts with subjects like sci-fi movie references, software or hardware promotion, and/or other cultural nerdisms? Show us what you got in the comments (bonus points if you are wearing it at work). [T-Shirt via Loiter]

Sore Thumbs Shirt Chronicles Our Painful Phalange Past

Mark Wilson — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:49:06 +0000

Woot’s original Sore Thumbs shirt sold out, so they’ve reprinted it for $US20. But can you name all of the classic game controllers here? (If you can’t, we have a larger shot and the answer key.)

From the designer:
Atari 2600, GCE Vectrex, NES, NES Max, Magnavox Odyssey, Colecovision, Atari 7800, NES Advantage, Mattel Intelivision, Atari 5200, Sega Master System, NEC Turbografx-16, Nintendo Super Family, Panasonic 3D0, Sony Playstation, Nintendo 64, Sega Genesis, Sega Genesis 6 Button, Nintendo Virtual Boy, Sony Playstation Dual analogue, Super NES, Atari Jaguar, Sega Saturn, Sega Saturn 3D, XBOX Controller S, Wavebird, Wii, Sega Dreamcast, XBOX “Duke,” XBOX 360, Wii Classic, and Gamecube.

I’ll admit it. I had to cheat. [woot]

Bongo Shirt Gives Air Drums More Meaning

Nick Broughall — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:09:04 +0000

At the moment, I’m addicted to playing the drums for Pearl Jam’s Ten on Rock Band. Addicted. Even when I’m stuck working, I’m banging out a sort of quasi-rhythm on my desk, my steering wheel or anything else that lands beneath my hands. With this shirt, I’d actually get some proper drum sounds.

There are four drums printed on the shirt, and each one makes a different bongo sound when you tap it with your hands. Sure, not too many Rock Band tracks actually play the bongos, but you get the idea.

The shirt runs on four AAA batteries, and has a built-in speaker. It’s machine washable, so long as you take out the electronic bits, and it costs $60 from Latestbuy.

[Latestbuy]

Old Macs T-Shirt Brings Tears of Emotion, Nostalgia

Jesus Diaz — Wed, 20 May 2009 17:00:00 +0000

Ah, nostalgia… As Jack London would say: “Darn the wheel of the world! Why must it continually turn over? Where is the reverse gear?” I don’t know, Jack, but here’s a great t-shirt.

Remember these? The good old Mac SE, the iMac, the smurf/grey G3… I loved all of them. I would go completely bonkerini with any of these today. They would feel awfully slow and crippled. But, somehow, each of them represent a better time in my past. Times of wine and roses, love and happiness, fun and innocence, when the sun chirped, the birds shone, and the water was wet.

Which is precisely why I’m getting this t-shirt. That and because it’s cool. [RubyRed via Cult of Mac]

Exploded Original Mac 128k Is a Must Buy for Any Gadget Freak

Jesus Diaz — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:20:00 +0000

If you really like technology, this beautiful Exploded 128 t-shirt showing the guts of an original Mac 128k is the best $US18 you are going to spend this week. [Exploded 128 via Cult of Mac]

There’s a Dead Xbox 360 On My Chest

Jesus Diaz — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:00:00 +0000

If you were envious of Nintendo fanboys’ WiiXploded t-shirt, here you have the Exploded 360 t-shirt. Garry Booth designed it after taking apart a real Xbox 360, which is now dismembered in a bag.

You can get it for $US17 plus shipping and handling at Exploded 360.