OK, so Tron: Uprising is just a cartoon. But combining Tron’s neon-glow aesthetic with a trailer voiceover that sounds like it was ripped straight out of a bad 80s action flick? That’s pure magic, right there.
OK, Tron: Uprising isn’t yet another film; it’s an animated Disney series instead, in the not-always-fine tradition of Disney turning an established property into a cheap cartoon. Still, the teaser does show some promise.
How do you make an incredibly cool piece of music even cooler? Play it back on ol’ fashioned tech, that’s how. It certainly works for this version of Derezzed.
A couple of nights ago, a group of insane surfers took to Bondi beach for a surf. What made them special was the fact they were wearing glowing neon wetsuits and riding amazing, Tron-like surfboards. It looked amazing!
Our hearts broke when we saw our Tron Guy fail to impress on America’s Got Talent. Why didn’t he just zip about the stage on a Light Cycle?! He definitely shouldnt’ve been shown up by iLuminate last night, anyway.
The Tron Guy is an internet staple, much like email and horrific pornography. He’s an odd fellow, but he’s singular, and damnit, isn’t that what this great country is all about? Apparently not. America’s Got Talent booed him off stage.
