Ensure that nobody ever borrows your stapler again with this real-looking Shocking Stapler. It’s even colored red like Milton’s, which means your co-workers are all the more tempted to grab for it as they drop by unannounced while you’re trying to get some work done.

The only downside is that it’s not a real stapler, which may actually be an upside since you won’t have to worry about staplers flying all over the place when your buddy gets shocked and throws this across the room. – Jason Chen

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