tortoises
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After Saving A Species Through Sheer Horniness, This Tortoise Is Heading Home
One absolute unit of a tortoise is retiring from his rampant sex crusade after practically single-handedly saving his species from extinction.
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Male Tortoises Mysteriously Stop Boning
There are only a few things in this life animals really have to do. They have to eat, they have to crap, and they have to bang. So when conservation biologists transplant a bunch of wild animals in order to save them, but half of them stop getting laid as a result, it’s cause for…
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‘Extinct’ Giant Turtle Might Be One Of World’s Rarest Creatures
A giant tortoise species presumed extinct for more than 150 years is actually roaming the Galápagos islands today according to DNA evidence, scientists report.