tortoises

  • Male Tortoises Mysteriously Stop Boning

    Male Tortoises Mysteriously Stop Boning

    There are only a few things in this life animals really have to do. They have to eat, they have to crap, and they have to bang. So when conservation biologists transplant a bunch of wild animals in order to save them, but half of them stop getting laid as a result, it’s cause for…