The Omron HT-B551 looks like any other electric toothbrush, but inside, it’s got a tri-directional secret: a accelerometer. Hey, fancy-pants futurists! You didn’t see this one coming, did you?
Colgate? Dead. Crest? Gone. Aquafresh? Don’t make us laugh. Look, people—laser toothbrushes are here. That means no more tarter, cavities or root canals. Life will be better. From the manufacturer Smart Miracles:
Philips is planning on using its technological know-how gained by making some of the best electric toothbrushes out there in making a “massager” called the Warm Intimate Massager designed for couples in the UK. Philips’ consumer business is supposedly not doing so hot, but if anyone can design a £89 marital aid we hope can vibrate at one billion times a second and clean itself with UV radiation, it’s them. What’s next in this trend? Procter & Gamble’s Vaginal-B? [Times Online via Boing Boing Gadgets]
