Thirteen times. That’s how many times students from St Mark’s School in Southborough, Massachusetts managed to fold it as part of their studies. That’s right, kids are actually going to school to learn how to fold TP. More »
Maybe Mario Lukas wanted to print some custom patterns on his quilted toilet paper. Maybe the rigours of handling normal paper every day was just too much to handle for his undersized hands. Whatever the reason, someone made a TP printer. More »
On Monday, Scott Naturals Tube-Free toilet paper will go on sale in Walmarts and Sam’s Clubs across the northeast United States. If they sell well, they’ll expand nationally, and then globally. Meanwhile, I just don’t know what to think anymore. More »
When he found himself stuck in a public restroom stall without any toilet paper, Twitter user naika_tei did what any clever man would do: He posted a Twitter message pleading for help. It worked. More »
Boss: “Jensen, I wouldn’t wipe my arse with your TPS reports, such is my disdain for your work.” Jensen: “That’s too bad, sir, because you just did in the restroom!” You see, readers, this scene unfolded thusly because of this: More »
It looks like Lisa Simpson’s worst nightmare has come true. Now all of America can say, “I wash myself with a rag on a stick.” More »
Have you ever thought about wiping your butt with one of your boss’ annoying memos? Well, now you can without fearing the dreaded anal papercut. This machine from Tokyo-based Nakabayashi can recycle your office paper waste into toilet paper right on site.
