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AOL And Yahoo Might Merge Into One Giant Clusternut Of Awful

In the best tie-up since that time I made myself a Vodka and skim milk out of sheer desperation, AOL and Yahoo may become one. It’d be just like Voltron, if Voltron were a rotten egg and a ruptured spleen.


September 15, 2010
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AOL Wants Jonas Brothers To ‘Help Redesign The Internet’

What’s the Horsemen of the Apocalypse count at now? One higher! AOL is pulling off the desperation-level move of calling your ex a hundred times in a row by enlisting the Jonas Brothers. You’re reading that correctly.