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Booze-Tracking Bluetooth Breathalyser Counts Down Your Return To Sobriety

An experienced imbiber has a pretty good idea of when they’ll return to the land of the sober based on what type, and how much hooch they’ve consumed. But if you need a more detailed ETA on when you might be able to drive, walk or even stand again, the BACtrack breathalyser connects to a smartphone app for a more detailed analysis of your condition.


Blind The Boogeyman With This Quad Beam Light Cannon

Similar to the megapixel arms race that digital camera manufacturers got caught up in, torch makers are instead hell bent on coaxing as many lumens from a handheld torch as they can. Even if it means massaging the definition of a compact torch like NiteCore has done with its portly TM26.


A Fire-Starting Pen, For When Your Words Aren’t Inflammatory Enough

They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but neither of those implements are really that effective when it comes to starting a campfire. So if survival and copious note-taking are high on your list when it comes to choosing office supplies, consider this tactical pen that hides a fire striker inside.


5 Brilliant April Fool’s Products We Hope Become Real

Kind of like the anti-Christmas, April Fool’s Day is hands down the worst day of the year. Companies around the world come up with lame products and issue even lamer press releases in a misguided and utterly disastrous attempt to be funny — except for ThinkGeek.


Electronic Dice Gauntlet Takes You Into Dangerous Uber-Nerd Territory

What’s most surprising about this incredibly nerdy fur-covered electronic dice gauntlet that ThinkGeek is now selling is that it’s not the first of its kind. Back in February of last year we brought you a similar creation, although that version was strictly DIY.


Lunchtime Deal: ThinkGeek 30% Off Doctor Who Sale

I must be strong. I must be strong. I already own way too much Doctor Who junk. Way, way too much Doctor Who junk. Say, can anybody else hear that drumming noise?


Bewildering Nerdy Decor: A Giant Sword And Arcade Scented Candles

Need scented candles, a giant foam sword, or a ringtone machine to annoy your buddies? Of course you don’t but, you want ‘em and ThninkGeek’s spread for Toy Fair 2013′s got you covered.


Own A Piece Of Mars Without A NASA-Sized Budget

Good news for anyone who has stared in envy as NASA sends rover after rover to explore and study Mars. You no longer need countless millions and a team of rocket scientists to perform your own experiments on the red planet. For just $US25 ThinkGeek will sell you your very own shard of our celestial neighbour.


Lego Transforms This Studded Mug Into Whatever You Can Imagine

Thanks to the geniuses at ThinkGeek, your coffee isn’t the only thing you can completely fix to your liking in the morning. The store’s new 12-ounce Build-On Brick mug is covered in studs and detents so you can accessorise and customise it with your favourite building toy — which of course always means Lego.


Chocolate-Flavoured Envelopes Just Improved Valentine’s Day

The restaurants are crowded, the roses are expensive, but on Valentine’s Day you’ll do anything for your significant other — except licking the awful envelope seal on the card you bought. Why the greeting card industry opts for the lowest-grade toxic glue it can find is a mystery, but there’s now a vastly superior alternative — chocolate-flavoured envelopes.


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