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The Solar System Is Always Visible At Night With These Planetary String Lights

A stellar view of the night sky, including all of our celestial neighbours, is dependent on countless factors like light pollution, the weather, and even the time of year. But you can guarantee that all of the planets in our solar system are visible when you go stargazing with this planetary string light set created by ThinkGeek.

This NES Controller Notebook Is The Perfect Place To Jot Down Cheat Codes

ThinkGeek’s timing could’ve been better with this 240-page notebook inspired by the NES console’s boxy controllers. It would have been the perfect place to write down level codes, cheats or draw out maps to help you navigate Metroid’s endless caves and caverns — when you were eight years old. But hey, it’s never too late.

Carry Your Klingon Weapons (Or Laptop) In This Gorgeous Messenger Bag 

When you’re storming into battle brandishing a Bat’leth, Daqtagh, Mek’leth and other traditional Klingon weapons, you’re going to need an easy way to carry all those armaments — plus maybe a few snacks. This lovely messenger bag might not be part of the official Klingon uniform, but who says a warrior can’t also be organised?

Nerdy Porch Light Covers Let Everyone Know Your Home Is A Safe Place For Geeks

They’re supposed to be an alternative to pumpkins and skeletons for decorating your home come Halloween, but these porch light covers, featuring Iron Man, Darth Vader and Stormtrooper masks, can just be left up all year round as a way to let the neighbourhood know your house is a safe place for nerdy types.

Isolinear Chip Flash Drives Are Definitely Where Picard Would Stash His Data

You’d have assumed that by the time the 24th century rolled around, Wi-Fi would be available across the galaxy. But Picard’s Enterprise apparently still relied on isolinear chips — Star Trek’s version of flash drives — to share data. ThinkGeek’s version probably isn’t quite as advanced, but you don’t have to tell your imagination that.

Cotton Bud Crossbow Lets You Help Friends With Their Hygiene From Across The Room

When your work requires you to be in an office and interact with other people, you owe it to your co-workers to keep up your personal hygiene. That includes ensuring you keep the insides of your ears neat and tidy, unless you want your co-workers to do it for you using a tiny cotton bud crossbow. (You don’t.)

Power-Up Your Walls With This Super Mario Bros. Level 1-1 Poster Set 

It’s considered to be one of the most perfectly designed video game levels of all time because it introduces players to new gameplay concepts without an instruction manual. And if you have fond memories of Super Mario Bros.‘ Level 1-1 (who doesn’t?) you can now immortalise it on your wall.

A Clip-On Motorised Cat Tail Is Your First Step To Becoming A Furry

For $US35 ($47) ThinkGeek will now sell you an animatronic cat tail, powered by four AA batteries, that will contentedly swish back and forth as it hangs from the back of your pants. You can pretend you’re buying it for cosplay reasons, or maybe for a Halloween costume, but deep down you know it’s really your first tentative step towards becoming a furry.

You Can Finally Pilot The Millennium Falcon With These Giant Star Wars Kites

Sometimes you need to pause The Force Awakens and head outside for some fresh air and sunshine, but that doesn’t mean you have to abandon Star Wars altogether. Not when ThinkGeek has just revealed a wonderful kite collection full of X-Wings, Death Stars and droids.

Nintendo Bathroom Curtain, For Playing In The Shower

If you’ve ever fantasised about stomping on Goombas or rescuing Princess Zelda, you’re going to want this 8-bit Nintendo (or ‘Cleantendo’) shower curtain from ThinkGeek that makes your morning routine feel more like a retro video game.

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