Thieves

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Violent Hair Weave Crime Wave Sweeping Nation

11:00AM May 19, 2011 | Sam Biddle

Texas, Michigan, California—states throughout the union are being hit by thieves with a particular target: human hair. Beauty salons and supply shops are being robbed bald. Weaves are getting snatched over flatscreen TVs. More »


Mobile

Thieves Raid Traffic Lights For SIM Cards To Make Free Calls

2:00AM January 16, 2011 | Casey Chan

In Johannesburg, South Africa, some thieves have found that there’s an even cheaper and more anonymous way to make phone calls than buying disposable “burners” (like those featuring so prominently in The Wire): Traffic lights. More »


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This Real Life Criminal Mastermind Puts Any Bond Villain To Shame

10:20AM March 25, 2010 | Kyle VanHemert

Wired has an incredible article on Gerald Blanchard, a young criminal mastermind with a “savantlike ability to assess security flaws”. The story opens with him parachuting onto a Viennesse castle to steal a $US2 million diamond star. Yep. [Wired-via-BoingBoing]


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Thief Gamely, Stupidly Tries To Rob A Security Company At CES

6:40AM January 30, 2010 | Brian Barrett

I’m not saying you should try to steal anything from a trade show. That’s just wrong. But if you absolutely have to, maybe you shouldn’t start with the company that’s there selling security cameras, hrrmmmm? More »


Mobile

Android Smartphone Identifies Small Town Dumbrobber

1:40AM January 13, 2010 | Brian Barrett

Hey, criminals: what’s the first thing you do after breaking and entering? Take a picture of yourself with the victim’s phone, right? Well, not when that phone has Lookout, an app that automatically backs up all photos to a server. More »


In The Pantheon Of Stupid Crims, HDTV Shoplifter Reigns Supreme

12:05PM December 24, 2009 | John Herrman

December! The season of love, family and most of all, clumsy, desperate larceny. Exhibit 27: This guy, who tries to sneak an entire HDTV out of a super centre in broad daylight. What was the plan here, exactly? More »


Mobile

World’s Stupidest Mobile Thief Foiled By Victim’s Brilliant Plot

2:00PM December 22, 2009 | Sean Fallon

Peter Gamblin, a 24-year-old former billiard champion in the UK, was busted for stealing a mobile phone after the victim called him up and asked for his name and address. More »


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The World’s Most Pathetic Computer Thief

8:29AM December 19, 2009 | Rosa Golijan

This guy stole $US6000 in Apple products from a small computer dealer. In the process he drove his car through the store, tripped over cords, nearly fell over tables, and had his whole pathetic robbery caught on surveillance video. More »


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Top-Secret Laptop, Encryption Key Stolen From Ministry Of Defence

6:19AM December 19, 2009 | Jesus Diaz

I don’t know what the bloody hell is going on with Great Britain and their stolen government laptops – sixty-six so far this year, 658 in four years – but this is getting ridiculous. The last case, however, is really serious. More »


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Brute Force Password ATM Attack, A New Definition

11:20PM June 11, 2009 | Jesus Diaz

As you know, to steal an ATM you only need John Connor’s Atari Portfolio, a credit card interface, and a password cracking program. Easy. That or 20 thugs and all that money will be yours. More »