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US Congressman Thinks The Onion Is A Real News Source

1:04AM February 7, 2012 | Casey Chan

John Fleming, a Republican US representative from Louisiana, made a dimwitted mistake on his Facebook page last week. Hell, it might be even more embarrassing than naked pics! Here’s what happened: Fleming missed the obvious humour of a satirical piece by The Onion and posted the fake piece to his Facebook followers as a real thing to take seriously. How did this man get elected? More »


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Teen Capable Only Of Texting To Be Euthanased, Reports The Onion

7:30PM February 1, 2012 | Brent Rose

Tragic news today reported in a hard-hitting Onion exclusive. A teenage girl, capable only of texting and rolling her eyes sarcastically has been declared legally brain-dead and will be euthanased by her parents. Using this case as precedent, bodies are sure to be stacking up, judging by what I see on the subway every day. More »


Software

The Onion’s Magic Answer Ball App Is Snarky Wisdom On The Go

7:00AM December 21, 2011 | Roberto Baldwin

The Magic 8-Ball helped me decide to go to college. It helped me decide what to eat as a child and it’s the reason I bought a Jazz drive. It’s not infallible. The Onion Answer app is the logical next step in deciding my fate with inanimate objects. More »


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The Onion’s Robot Guard Protects Your Private Moments

4:20PM December 2, 2011 | Brian Barrett

As a culture, we’ve been slow to allow robots into our home. But it could be that we’ve just waiting for the perfect robo-pal. Like, say, the Onion’s TYSO, which stands guard during your most personal moments. NSFW reenactments ahead! More »


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The Onion Just Invented My New Favourite Fake Site

6:40AM October 21, 2011 | Roberto Baldwin

A quick browse of comments on the internet will do more to destroy your faith in mankind than watching an hour of commercial TV news. The Onion’s answer? A site that’s built specifically to lure moronic commenters. It’s satire, yes, but it’s also an idea that needs to happen now. Like right now. Please? More »


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How Not To Lie On Twitter

4:30AM October 1, 2011 | Mat Honan

Yesterday, The Onion began tweeting gunfire in the Capitol. The premise was that US Congress took America’s children hostage. Oh, cruel satire, you are hilarious! Except not everyone knew it was a joke. And now the Capitol police are investigating. Uh-oh. More »


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Why Comic Sans Is So Darn Funny, Scientifically Speaking

4:40AM August 27, 2011 | Brian Barrett

If there’s one thing every last one of us can agree on, it’s that there’s no text more fun-loving that Comic Sans. And if you don’t believe me, maybe science will sort you out. Well, The Onion science, anyway. More »


Mobile

How Jules Verne Predicted Mobile Phones In The 1870s

5:00PM August 26, 2011 | Andrew Tarantola

What? Everybody knows Jules Verne totally called the Cellular Revolution back in 1874 — wrote a book about it called ‘The Camera-Phone” and everything. There’s even a write up about it here, in The Onion.


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The Onion Erects A Non-Satirical Paywall

12:59AM August 10, 2011 | Brian Barrett

Fake news don’t come cheap; The Onion has begun testing a paywall for its international readers. Under the current system, you get five free articles per month, after which it’s $US3/month or $US30/year for access. More »


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The Onion Profiles A Little Town’s World’s Largest Website

11:00PM April 29, 2011 | Brian Barrett

TheWorldsLargestWebsite.com, located in the centre of town and featuring thousands upon thousands of long, scrolling pages of text and images, is an impressive computer-age curio. But to the people of Sunnyvale it’s much more than just a roadside attraction: It’s a point of pride – and an economic boon – in a corner of Silicon Valley that has been all but forgotten since the late ’90s.. More »