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What Your Favourite App Really Thinks Of You
Your favourite apps are there to cater to your every whim. At least until it’s time to cater to the whims of a monolith that wants to know your personal details and is willing to pay top dollar for them. Here’s what you really mean to the photo-sharing services — and basically everything else — of the world, compliments of The Onion.
The Onion Reveals Facebook’s Secret History
The Onion’s Extremely Accurate History of the Internet rolls on, this time shining a light on social networks, YouTube and Hitler. Yep, that sounds like the internet!
Report: Apple To Fix Its Terrible Maps By Rearranging The World
The Onion has some intel on Apple’s solution to the Apple Maps debacle. Instead of just fixing the app, Tim Cook & Co. are just going to alter the earth’s geography.
This Onion TED Parody Has A Dog Eating Apple Pie
I’m sure the new Onion’s TED parody is funny, but I was just too impatient to sit through all that talk about how we consume, digest and poop out news even before they are fully written. So I jumped to the end, when a dog eats an apple pie, a moment I’ve waited to see in detail since they released their series trailer.
The Onion Explains Social Media More Accurately Than Anyone Has Before
The Onion’s TED parody series rolls on with what may be the best — and most scathing — round yet. The target this time? Social media, a joyous place where ideas are a waste of time, and talent is irrelevant.
The History Of The Internet, According To The Onion
From the first microbial ooze to your most recent Facebook poke, the internet’s history is as vast and varied as any major civilisation. Since a subject of this importance deserves only the most stringent satirical savaging, The Onion has — thankfully, blessedly — turned its gaze towards the bits and bytes that have been our ruin and salvation.
