“Having a soldier gain the ability to communicate without any overt movement would be invaluable both in the battlefield as well as in combat casualty care,” the Army said in last year’s contract solicitation, which was awarded last month to a coalition of scientists and extraordinary gentlemen from the University of California at Irvine, Carnegie Mellon University, and the University of Maryland. “It would provide a revolutionary technology for silent communication and orientation that is inherently immune to external environmental sound and light.”

The system, in theory, would work thusly. First, it would “decode the activity in brain networks” so soldiers could radio commands to their squad simply by thinking of the message. In the system’s early stages (and, again, we’re talking theoretical here), the person on the other end of that thought transmission would hear a robotic voice speaking the command into their headphones. But that’s kind of primitive, don’t you think?

But scientists eventually hope to deliver a version in which commands are rendered in the speaker’s voice and indicate the speaker’s distance and direction from the listener.

Yeah. We humans. Pretty amazing at times. At times. [TIME, Image: Wired]

Though the system is made up of several parts right now, NeuroSky plans on integrating everything into a small chip in the near future. I hope the final version of this product includes a brain inebriation detector. Otherwise, I pray for all of us mobile phone users already prone to drunk dialing. [Tech On]

A brainwave measuring technology like electroencephalography records your thoughts, and a speech recognition system would decode the signals into words. The words would then be sent to the receiver using a different system “pointed in their direction.” Presumably this is some form of radio, but since it’s basically an EEG reading, one could imagine it being sent over the internet or via mobile phone. Might even help you cut down on your minutes, but don’t let your thoughts wander while you’re talking to your girlfriend.

The scientists say that such a system will require a ton of training and will only send very specific messages at first, but over time the system will improve. This sounds like a pretty revolutionary step in communication, and one that will likely lead to many embarrassing results if it is every widely implemented. Would it be worth it to you to read everyone’s thoughts if everyone could read yours? [Physorg via KurzweilAI]