t-shirts

Online Dating Replacement: Tragic ‘Please Date Me’ Clothing Line

Most attempts at “online dating” fail not because of some outwardly obvious personal defect on your part. It’s because it’s an inherent failure on the part of online dating as an institution not to dress you in regrettable cotton t-shirts that say that you are so very lonely and will try literally anything.


Amazon Blocks The Sale Of Gross, Auto-Generated ‘Keep Calm And Rape Her’ Shirts

The whole “Keep Calm and [X]” trend has been a fun little meme for merchandisers everywhere, ever since the now-public domain WWII slogan was rediscovered. But a seller on Amazon might have taken the opportunity too far.


Don’t Toss That Tattered Old T-Shirt, Immortalise It In This Frame

You loved wearing it out in public all those years, but deep down you new your favourite t-shirt — with its ironic catchphrase/humorous illustration/retro faded corporate logo — would not last forever. Instead of demoting it to rag duty, you can immortalise it forever in this t-shirt-shaped T-Frame.


The World Needs These Star Wars And Indiana Jones Versions Of Donkey Kong

Look at these amazing Star Wars, Indiana Jones, Batman, Sesame Street and Dr Who conversions of Donkey Kong. I want to play them so badly. Unfortunately, they are not real editions of the original Nintendo’s arcade.


Qantas Incident Reminds Us Of The Sad State Of Air Travel

Let me tell you about the story of Wynand Mullings and his t-shirt. Mullins, a Kiwi living in Sydney, boarded a Qantas flight with a funny t-shirt that said “My name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”, a quote from The Princess Bride. Some people freaked out because they thought Mullins’s name was Iñigo and that he thought they killed his father and that he was going to kill them all now. True story, folks.


Columbia Freeze Degree Short Sleeve Crew Review: This Shirt Sucks In Sweat

Columbia’s Freeze Degree T-shirt contains a fabric filled with polymers called Omni-Freeze. They act like goosebumps, cooling the skin with tiny rings that swell when they get wet. Innuendo aside, this kind of works.


The Greatest T-Shirt In The World

When you think about wool, you probably conjure up images of warm sweaters, scratchy socks or bald sheep. But certainly not a breezy, lightweight T-shirt, right? Change the way you think. This is the greatest T-shirt in the history of the world.


Pheromone Parties: Where Dirty T-Shirts Get You Laid

If you haven’t found love in a scentless place, maybe you’re not looking in the right spots. Chances are you haven’t exhausted all your options unless you’ve given a Pheromone Party a whirl.


Threadless Testing Vending Machines

It’s one of the most popular online t-shirt stores, but just in time for the start of the Christmas shopping rush Threadless is testing a small number of vending machines throughout its hometown of Chicago.


That’s No Moon, It’s A Light-Up Shirt With Sound Effects

Mixing Star Wars with those “I’m with stupid” tees, this latest addition to the ever growing list of electronically enhanced shirts features the Death Star firing its glowing superlaser, complete with sound effects, at whoever’s standing next to you.


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