Need your remote access to the accounts receivable server restored? Marko Calasan will get right on that, after he wakes up from nappy time and finishes his afternoon sippy cup of juice.
If you’re working at Dunder-Mifflin and you’re lifting a highlighter or two every now and then, Michael may feign disapproval, but that’s about it. On the other side of the coin is Victor Papagno, a sysadmin for the US Naval Research Laboratory, who was recently busted for jacking over 20,000 pieces of gear worth $US120,000–from ink cartridges to hard drives to software–over the course of 10 years.
