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Swimmable Mermaid Tails Are An Embarrassing Way To Drown

Monika Naumann’s three daughters simply adore all things mermaid. And, fortunately for the daughters Naumann, their mother will do whatever it takes to ensure her girls have their hearts’ desire. It doesn’t matter that mermaids aren’t real! If they want to be little Ariels, they will be little Ariels!

Chinese Woman Transforms Into Sludge Monster To Prevent Tanning

You know how it’s fun to make fun of crispy orange tanning bed junkies? Yeah, turns out the opposite is actually funnier. This is a Chinese woman avoiding direct sunlight by using “high-tech” anti-tanning swimwear, or in common parlance, a latex gimp suit. [MicGadget]

Water Soluble Swimwear: Delightful Or Terrifying?

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Water soluble swimwear is either absolutely wonderful or entirely horrifying, but you can decide which it is yourself by watching this video of a trial swim.

Sun Dry Swim Bathing Suits Use Nanotech to Dry Off in Seconds

Sun Dry Swim makes bathing suits that dry off in seconds. Using a special nanotechnology treatment, water moves right through and off the fabric, drying off with no towel required.

The Rooster Booster: A Shrinkage-Fighting Wonderbra For Your Boys

I know, I know. That picture is like looking into the sun. But this swimwear serves a very important function—it enhances a man’s package to combat the dreaded shrinkage effect.

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