On March 19 the moon will be at its closest point to Earth in 18 years: 356,577km, according to the perigee and apogee calculator. Naturally, this means that WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE in a clusterfuck of mad hurricanes, raging volcanos, furious tsunamis and mad earthquakes. Why? Because those people have used very special instruments to detect the impending disaster in their own assfog. So, what it is going to happen, then?
