During the investigation of a burglary at a home in Pinhole California, officers heard a mobile phone ring. On the other end a man asks “Hey, did you find my phone?”
newVideoPlayer("/darthjackson_gizmodo.flv", 426, 260,""); At the end, Susan Boyle didn’t win Britain’s Got Talent! contest. Well, at least Danny Choo’s heir Darth Jackson and his Imperial Stormtrooper zombies didn’t win either—much to Addy’s consternation, though. Enjoy the Monday morning stupidity. [Star Wars Blog]
Here’s an example of great priorities: a 16-year-old girl dove in front of a pickup truck to retrieve her dropped iPod.
SGP is selling these metallic stickers which go on and around the LCDs, panels and other parts of gadgets. Some look okay, like the HTC phone above. Some are far worse.
Triumph international, the same guys who came up with the eminently practical Chopstick Bra, have channeled their proudly insincere energies into fake-solving Japan’s declining marriage rate. Behold… The Marriage Hunting Bra.
OK, I don’t care if it is plated or solid: Enough with the precious metal iPhone case replacements already. Unless… unless you are the kind of guy who actually uses this line (NSFW):
The Laptop Hunters price assault on Macs has shifted to iPod and iTunes: It’d cost $US30,000 to fill an iPod, but Zunepass fills up a Zune for cheap. This is a retarded ad.
This—border entry and exit checkpoints with thermoscan controls—is how your airport will look in a few years. If you are lucky. Swine Flu or not, this is our future. Or maybe it’ll be even worse:
Here is the trick to setting world records—aim low and think of the stupidest record possible. Case in point—the record for most rotations while hanging from a power drill.
You know that space saving concepts have gone too far when someone proposes that a collapsible swing be integrated into a parking space.