newVideoPlayer("/peek-o-matic_gizmodo.flv", 480, 285,"");
I liked the iPhone application that allowed you to get Suicide Girls naked at the flick of a wrist. But I like this one even more, because it actually works like the old stripper pens. And even while I want more girls, it has something for everyone. [iTunes App Store]
Probably because they were my first sexual fetish–after my English teacher–when I was ten, I still love those old strip-a-girl pens, which get pinups naked as you turn them around. Like iFloaty for iPhone.
newVideoPlayer("/robotpoledancers_giz.flv", 512, 308,"");Pole dancing robots. Yes, they exist, and yes, I have video of them. No, they are not sexy. They are the polar opposite of sexy.
Why go out to the strip club when the strip club can come to you? That’s right, for $US300 an hour ($US200 each additional), you can rent out a rickshaw in NYC from the entrepreneurs at PoleRider. It is your all-inclusive mobile exotic dancing solution complete with a pole and tacky lights. Ahh…pole dancing. It’s everywhere you want to be. Thanks PoleRiders—by the way, do you need any extra rickshaw operators? [PoleRiders (slightly NSFW) via CraziestGadgets]
Rectangular pool tables? Sounds great, gramps, but why don’t you come join us ballers in the 21rst century and have a little fun? Today it’s all about round tables with custom add-ons, like stripper poles, which is exactly what California-based JM Billiards is doing with their one-of-a-kind models. When the balls aren’t sinking your way, toss ‘em aside and take out the ones, because the night’s going to get interesting. Just don’t try to do both activities at the same time, because eight-inch heels and 8-balls just don’t go well together. And yeah, I’m still talking about playing pool. Deviants.
