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When You Think About It, The Death Star Was Stormtroopers’ 9/11
10:00AM Adam Frucci | Is this the most tasteful Star Wars parody ever made? Far from it. But I’ll admit that it made me laugh. I mean, Stormtrooper truthers? Amazing. [CollegeHumor]
Gadgets
Admit It, The Storm Trooper Hoodie is a Little Tempting
6:40AM Mark Wilson | By Mark Ecko, this Storm Trooper hoodie will ensure that, at a moment’s notice, you will be ready for an impromptu Star Wars convention or back alley role playing fest. It may sound like overkill, but to the die hard Star Wars fan, it’s a whole lot easier than carrying around plastic armour everywhere you go. $US98 through Ecko’s site, there’s a pretty great Boba Fett version as well but it’s lacking the ever-important, identity-protecting mask. [shopecko via Tcritic] More »
Toys
35,310 Lego Star Wars Clone Trooper Army Invades Earth
12:15AM Gizmodo US Edition | What are 35,310 Lego Star Wars Clone Troopers mini-figs doing together, apart from planning a planet invasion after breaking out of the giant Lego storage cathedrals? Raising awareness and funds for autism, that’s what. So if you wondered where all those helmets at the Lego stormtrooper cloning machine go to, check the gallery for some amazing high resolution shots. More »
Gadgets
Stormtrooper High Heels Are Key to All Your Sex Fantasies
2:30AM Gizmodo US Edition | If Luke had worn these on the Death Star, Leia would have never said he was too short to be a stormtrooper. And then she would have smacked his sorry peasant arse to grab them. And maybe George Lucas would have never decided to produce the prequels after that. And the world would have been a much, much better place. But I digress. The question here is–and I’m asking you–how the heck can you convince your sexual partner to wear these and the rest of the uniform? More »
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Samurai Stormtroopers Hunt Down and Exterminate Ninja Jedis
10:30AM Matt Buchanan | If Star Wars took place in Japan and Jedis were ninjas, this is what Stormtroopers would hunt them down in during the Great Jedi Purge. They’re obviously smarter than the average clone, too, since they’re too dumb and clumsy to wield katana. Created by artist Yoshi Isao and on display at Gift Show 2008 in Tokyo, Giz Japan brings us this follow-up to his rendition of Darth Vader as Dark Lord of the Shogun. [Yoshitoku via Giz Japan] More »
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Imperial Stormtroopers Arrest Santa, Emperor to Take Over Xmas
3:55AM Jesus Diaz | SANTA’S FACTORY, North Pole (Agencies) – An Imperial Stormtrooper commando broke into Santa’s Factory in the North Pole yesterday evening, killing an undetermined number of elves, arresting its owner and confiscating his sled. Joe Kwazansky, local spokesman for the Evil Galactic Empire in Los Angeles, appeared in a press conference this morning confirming the rumours of an Imperial takeover of Christmas’ celebrations. “The Emperor wants to assure His subjects that Xmas will continue as planned. The pug-nosed fatso, however, will pay for his crimes,” Mr. Kwazansky said amidst the palpable shock in the press corps. More »
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