OK, we are done with the Star Wars weddings. Tiger and Issa win starting with her stormtrooper bustier. Unless the Darth Vader marries you in spectral form, no Star Wars wedding will surpass this one:
Always had something against Darth Vader and his many Stormtrooper cronies? Why not denigrate them to the lowest forms of consumer electronics by decapitating their shrunken heads and turning those into nifty Star Wars phone flashers? Now if you’re in a way-too-noisy cantina, or if you’re phone is on silent, the head of the Dark Lord (or Stormtrooper No. 37291018) will spin ’round and ’round to make sure you don’t miss your call. How droll. $US9 a head. [Firebox via ]
