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Your Bills Will Now Make You Poor And Fat

Adam Frucci — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:20:00 +0000

Bacon-flavoured mmmvelopes are envelopes with adhesive that tastes like bacon. So when you seal an envelope, you get the taste of bacon and a deep feeling of emptiness inside yourself. So it’s kind of a double-edged sword.

[Mmmvelopes via Uncrate]

Stationery Troop Defends Your Desktop With Pen And Tape Artillery

Sean Fallon — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:20:00 +0000

Well, “defend” is probably not the right word considering that Stationery Troop’s weapons are only for show. However, he is always ready to squeeze off a round of pens or tape should the need arise.

[Brando via Foolish Gadgets]

iPhone Icon Paperclips Appify Your Office Supplies

Sean Fallon — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:40:00 +0000

What will you tell disgruntled employees when you have to lay them off because you chose to spend $US7 on sets of 5 iPhone icon paperclips hmmm? [Etsy via iPhone Pulse]

The Eraser Flash Drive Eventually Erases Itself

Mark Wilson — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:45:00 +0000

While our goal is generally to protect our data, the Eraser Flash Drive concept is just self-destructive enough to placate our inner wild man.

The flash drive isn’t just coated in a eraser material. The entire thing actually is an eraser, save for the flash drive circuitry. Eventually, you’ll wear the drive down to that metal on bare paper level that punished you as a child. Except this time, they’ll be some voltage awaiting your notification. [studioroom906 via DVICE]

Doggy Style Pencil Sharpener Takes One for the Team

Charlie White — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 15:30:00 +0000

We are not sure how we missed this exquisite work of art when our beloved sisters at Jezebel displayed it not long ago, but we’re just wondering where on earth such a pencil sharpener might’ve come from. Is this what it’s come to? Certainly this is not how we treat our women here at the Giz. This kind of reminds us of that obnoxious method of extinguishing cigarettes we discovered last month. Who cares what orifice that pencil’s going into? We like our women with heads, thank you very much. Even so, after a search far and wide, our question still remains: Where we can get one of these? [Live Journal]

Open Mail Like a God

Sean Fallon — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 01:30:05 +0000

Next time you open up that “past due” notice you can still feel like a bad arse with this Zeus lightning bolt letter opener. All junk mail and coupon flyers will tremble before you and your awesome power —not to mention mailmen, neighbours, kids, and small dogs (if things get out of hand). Available in solid or silver plated brass. Pricing upon request. [Product Page via Torc via Neatorama]

Stationoli Desk Set: A Wheel O’ Office Gadgets

Sean Fallon — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 01:45:28 +0000

This translucent plastic wheel packs all of your office necessities into one fun looking desktop design. These ‘necessities’ include: a stapler, pencil sharpener, staple remover, sticky note and paperclip holder, calculator, and a digital alarm clock. There is even a magnet on the back of each of the parts so you can attach them in areas where you would need them the most. Just don’t be surprised when most of the components of your Stationoli go MIA inside of a week. Available for $US40. [Product Page via Chip Chick]

Mr P Tape Dispenser Turns your Desk into a Weird Place

Seamus Byrne — Mon, 14 May 2007 12:26:31 +0000

There’s something a bit fetishy about this Mr P tape dispenser, but I can’t quite put my finger on why he looks so odd. Perhaps it’s because, with the tape stretched between his mouth and his toes it looks like he’s biting the sheet. Which must mean there’s something unspeakable going on beneath the covers. And I don’t want to find out exactly what that is. Or he’s got an unfeasibly long tongue, in which case some of you office workers will be itching to get your hands on him. Mr P comes in black, white, blue and green and he will cost you $25.

Mr P tape dispenser at your dispense [Gizmodiva]