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No Star Wars Fan Could Resist Photos Of You On This Tauntaun Skin Rug
Your standard alluring, boudoir-style photos usually sees someone stretched out on a bear skin rug. But if the only thing you’re looking for in a partner is an obsession with Star Wars, perhaps a photo of yourself sprawled across this life-size tauntaun skin rug would serve as a better dating site profile pic.
Han Solo, What The Heck Happened To Your Face!?
Put a clever fellow in a room with video manipulation software, a PC and clips from famous movies and you have a recipe for, well, this. Han Solo has never looked so disturbing.
A Bird House Fit For A Millennium Falcon
Wait, you didn’t think it was only humans who could love Star Wars, did you? How horribly speciesist of you. There’s no reason to believe that the other creatures inhabiting our tiny corner of the galaxy don’t appreciate a good space opera too, and if you’ve noticed the local sparrows crowding around your window whenever you pop in Episode IV, there’s s good chance they’ll love this Death Star bird house.
The Only Lego Set You Will Enjoy Destroying More Than Building It
I guess this had to happen sooner or later: Lego’s latest and greatest Star Wars megaset is not an awesome spaceship, a short astromech or a moon-sized metal ball that makes death. No, my dear friends, this $US250 1990-piece set is the Ewok Village.
The Most Detailed Star Wars Figure Ever Is 13 Inches Of Sith Glory
Putting every action figure ever released to shame, Sideshow Collectibles has announced an absolutely stunning 13.5-inch tall Dark Vader figure that’s promised to be the most detailed Star Wars toy ever released. It includes everything from glowing electronics on his chest plate and belt, a selection of nine-different swappable posed hands to choose from, lit and unlit lightsabers, and even separate display stands for the Vader and his removable helmet.
This Is Everything Star Wars Episode VII Should Be
Not too long ago, Patton Oswalt riffed on his idea for a great plot for the upcoming Star Wars VII film, on Parks and Recreation. Now, it’s got a whole bunch of… digital effects that turn it into the film we all deserve. It’s alright JJ, we’ve got this one on lock.
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