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Design
1:40AM Jesus Diaz | Nothing ever gets lost in Staples City. Until Office Godzilla destroys it. More »
Staples City Is—as You Would Expect—a City Made Of Staples
1:40AM Jesus Diaz | Nothing ever gets lost in Staples City. Until Office Godzilla destroys it. More »
Gadgets
2009 CES Press Room Display Mirrors Financial Apocalypse
11:43AM Jason Chen | 2008: Verizon’s cookie lady hands out baked treats as readily as Washington Mutual doled out housing loans. 2009: Need to shred your deed and get outta town? Staples says: Easy. More »
Entertainment
Staples to Start Selling Self-Destructing DVDs, Didn’t Get the Memo
1:21AM Adam Frucci | The tech world is full of inherently terrible ideas, but one especially bad one that just won’t seem to die is the idea that people want to buy DVDs that will self-destruct in a couple of days. Beyond the fact that the entire concept is a giant kick to the balls of the environment, it’s an idea that consumers have shown zero interest in getting behind. But here we are, nearly a decade after the idea was first floated, and Staples is about to get onboard with them. More »
Announcements
News Round-up: Boffins Galore, Spectrum Auction, Rock, Paper, Scissors and More
7:59AM Benny Goldman | • Joining the other boffins we’ve discussed today is this Indian boffin, who invented a flying carpet by attaching a powerful motor to a thin sheet of fabric. By the way, we have not used the word “boffin” on this site since 2004. Boffin! [Wired] • Intel will delay their 45nm quad core chips because AMD is late to debut their new chips as well. I hope AMD is secretly planning a double secret back stab surprise and lying to beat Intel to market. Gotcha, sucker! [The Inquirer] • HP paid Staples $US100 million to not stock competitor’s ink, and made the money back by charging $8,000 for a gallon of their own ink, according to a lawsuit. The official charge: Dorkateering. [Ars] • New Scientist claims it has the secret to winning Rock, Paper, Scissors. The battle of wits has begun! [Telegraph] More »
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